I think words I would never say...

"if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine"

If Harry Potter went to a real school everyone would fucking hate him, because all anyone goes on about in the Harry Potter universe is Harry fucking Potter.

Conversations are like:

Harry Potter?!
Harry Potter…
The famous, Harry Potter!
HAR-RY POT-TER

(Source: buffyannesummers, via shazzavevo)

hodgman:

From Ms Mary Land’s Louisiana Cookery. Sharp eared listeners of Judge John Hodgman have already alerted me that I conflated elements from the Crow and Owl recipes. (at Red Gap Books)

hodgman:

From Ms Mary Land’s Louisiana Cookery. Sharp eared listeners of Judge John Hodgman have already alerted me that I conflated elements from the Crow and Owl recipes. (at Red Gap Books)